What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

What celebrity do you admire the most?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Rematch Review - Unbelievable Tekkers - GameSpot

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

This gamer shouldn’t have left his cousin unattended: in just a few seconds, his cousin literally destroyed his older relative’s simulator. - Stewartville Star

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Still no good

The Trump-Musk feud has been great for X, which jumped up the App Store charts - TechCrunch

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Trumpworld Is Fighting Over ‘Official’ Crypto Wallet - WIRED

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

3 Subtle Signs Your Relationship Is Near Its End — By A Psychologist - Forbes

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Diddy’s lawyers won’t call witnesses after prosecution rests case - NBC News

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Scientists Uncover Giant 33-Foot Dinosaur That Could Redefine Jurassic Evolution - Indian Defence Review

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Flyers Acquire Trevor Zegras From Anaheim - NHL.com

So they tried

No way

Next, they tried...

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?