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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:11

Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
What celebrity do you admire the most?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Rematch Review - Unbelievable Tekkers - GameSpot
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Still no good
The Trump-Musk feud has been great for X, which jumped up the App Store charts - TechCrunch
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
3 Subtle Signs Your Relationship Is Near Its End — By A Psychologist - Forbes
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Diddy’s lawyers won’t call witnesses after prosecution rests case - NBC News
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Flyers Acquire Trevor Zegras From Anaheim - NHL.com
So they tried
No way
Next, they tried...